I know I said yesterday that Jamie Lee Curtis had the last word. Russell Brand is equally compelling.
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
A one act play
Me: (clearing my throat) Yes - I'd like a large Coke Zero and a . . .
McDonalds: Is that all?
Me: Not quite. I'd like a large fry and a . . .
McDonalds: You said a large Coke Zero?
Me: Yes, and a large . . .
McDonalds: Thank you, that will be $2.06, please drive around.
Me: I'm sorry, I have one more thing . . .
McDonalds: Go ahead
Me: What sugarfree cold coffees can you make?
McDonalds: Well, we have mocha frappes and cappucinos
Me: Are both of those cold?
McDonalds: Well, yes, you can get them cold.
Me: OK, that's great. I'll take a sugarfree mocha frap.
McDonalds: Well, we can't make a sugarfree mocha. We don't have sugarfree mocha syrup.
Me: Oh. Well, what sugarfree syrup do you have?
McDonalds: (long pause) We have fat free coffees.
Me: Well, I don't really need fat free, just sugarfree.
McDonalds: We have sugafree vanilla.
Me: Great! I'll take a sugarfree vanilla .. . anything coffee that you can make and put on ice.
McDonalds: Does this complete your order?
Me: Yes, thank you
McDonalds: What was the rest of your order, again?